CANDY!!!!

So everyone who knows me or meets me knows that I love candy above most other things. Butterfingers, Twix, Nerds, and anything sour. Every time I have extra money and am at a gas station, grocery store, or candy store I have to get everything I can. I can go through giant bags in an evening. I regularly take home 2 lb. bags of Sour Patch Kids from the store and destroy them in hours. What I'm trying to say is...I LOVE CANDY.

Now you may be asking, "Why are you telling me this?" I'm telling you this because just today a thought crossed my mind as I was going through a bag of candy my girlfriend's mother sent home for me. How the fuck are fun size...fun? If I were to make something fun sized it would be enormous. I want to be able to have fun with it. Remember in the film Half Baked; the giant Abba Zaba? That is fun size. When it takes some muscle to carry the thing...that is what fun size should be.

I don't want to have to eat 34 fun size Twix to not be hungry. I want 1 34 lb. Twix. That is the kind of logic that I am using on this. It has nothing to do with being healthy. I can walk off a 34 lb. Twix. It isn't hard. So come on people...rally behind the bigger better fun size. Halloween would never be the same again.